I wanted somebody sweet but sexy, dainty but strong, someone the girls would really like and the boys would lust over - no mean feat I tell you - but thankfully, inspiration struck this morning.
With the help of Google, I can now introduce you to Karen...
Imagine Louise Redknapp's skintone slightly lighter, more ivory, and make the hair slightly darker perhaps, then swap her blue eyes for these green ones and 'hey presto', it's Karen!
I can picture her dressing down in jeans and t-shirt, as well as dressing up in posh frock and heels without looking out of place.
I can picture her looking elegant and refined but still getting down on the floor to roll around playing with her kids.
I can imagine how she looks when she happy, cross, stressed, excited, sad etc and everything is finally fallin into place.
So guys and gals, what do you think?